[Being asked stuff like that is just as bewildering to Vampire. Why would a witch need to ask? They bake the cookies! Well, the original ones, at least. Like Vampire himself. But now that he's also looking closer at this human, squinting through his arms at him, he can see... Gregory doesn't look anything like the towering old hags he'd seen before. He's smaller. And like... smoother looking. That means younger, right?
Is Vampire sure he's not just having a weird drunken nightmare brought on by whatever Alchemist was making that exploded on him? But whoo boy, he'd had drunken nightmares before, and this sure feels real this time.
Slowly, he lowers his arms, staring cautiously upwards and wishing desperately he still had a glass of wine.]
From uhhhhh... Earthbread? I move my mouth and the sounds come out?
[He's... he's not trying to be smart, it just hasn't occurred to him that cookies moving around and talking could ever be weird.]
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Date: 2022-01-03 01:12 am (UTC)[Being asked stuff like that is just as bewildering to Vampire. Why would a witch need to ask? They bake the cookies! Well, the original ones, at least. Like Vampire himself. But now that he's also looking closer at this human, squinting through his arms at him, he can see... Gregory doesn't look anything like the towering old hags he'd seen before. He's smaller. And like... smoother looking. That means younger, right?
Is Vampire sure he's not just having a weird drunken nightmare brought on by whatever Alchemist was making that exploded on him? But whoo boy, he'd had drunken nightmares before, and this sure feels real this time.
Slowly, he lowers his arms, staring cautiously upwards and wishing desperately he still had a glass of wine.]
From uhhhhh... Earthbread? I move my mouth and the sounds come out?
[He's... he's not trying to be smart, it just hasn't occurred to him that cookies moving around and talking could ever be weird.]