Kirishima CMO voicetest thing

[gothard]

COME HELP ME TEST OUT THE HARDBOY

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[wattlimit]

We could do an American theme!

[Denki perks right up at the mention of that. Right up.]

And then all the guys could wear those cool leather jackets that they wear in the movies! What was that one called again? "Geese Lightning?"

[no one said he was good at speaking english]

[gothard]

"Peace", dude, not "Geese".

[That's. Even worse.]

[wattlimit]

Wait, wait... it might've been "Cheese" now that I think about it.

[is he joking this time or serious we just dont know]

[gothard]

Don't mess with me bro, that ain't it.

[But he doesn't...seem to be able to remember it otherwise, so he just waves a hand to dismiss it.]

Well, either way, we'll have to remember that for next year. I guess it'd be like a whole diner theme? We could cook and stuff too...that'd be pretty neat.

[wattlimit]

Yeah!

[Denki's quick to smile again, excited at just the thought of it.]

I know we said to try and stay away from food events this year, but who doesn't like a good diner? Though now that I think about it, I think there would be a few of us who'd probably refuse to participate...

[bakugo]

[gothard]

Naah, he ain't gonna be a problem. If we end up goin' for that idea, just let me talk to him. I can get him on board.

[Can you tho]

[wattlimit]

....think you can get him to slick his hair back?

[gothard]

Bro, you want me to die? Like, seriously?

[wattlimit]

[That gets a worried looking smile from Denki, and he shrugs it off.]

I was just kidding! He'd probably be in the kitchen, with those sweet knife skills he's got.

[gothard]

[Kirishima opens his mouth to say something to that, but before he can the waitress returns with their order. Two burgers with curly fries, and...

...one strawberry milkshake.

Kirishima cheerily thanks her before she walks off, hungry enough that he's not paying attention to the fact they've only got the one drink. He says a quick thank you for the meal before he digs in.]

[wattlimit]

[Where Kirishima doesn't notice, Denki almost immediately does. But before he can actually mention it the waitress shoots him a wink which renders him silent and walks off to take another order, so he's left there with his friend chowin' down in front of him completely oblivious to the situation in front of them.

There's only one milkshake... it has two straws in it... the waitress winked but girls don't do that to Denki usually so it probably wasn't flirting which means......................................]



.....no way.

[As the realization dawns on him, a look of utter horror slowly makes its way onto Denki's face.]

N-no way! Seriously?! No.. seriously?!?

[gothard]

[Kaminari's sudden exclamation, a loud one at that, causes Kirishima to slowly look up with half of a fry still hanging from his mouth which he promptly eats before speaking.]

Uuhh...you alright, Kaminari?

[wattlimit]

[He's shivering. This boy has had the Fear of God put in him and he leans over the table to whisper to Kirishima, his hand blocking off his mouth from the side as he does.]

That waitress thinks we're on a date! Look!

[He points with his other hand to the milkshake, with one red striped straw and one yellow striped straw sitting inside of it.]

[gothard]

[Kirishima blinks, staring at the shake for a long moment...before dropping the next fry he'd picked up from between his fingers.]

......we don't really look like a couple, do we??

[THEY'RE JUST TWO BROS HAVIN LUNCH TOGETHER

CANT BROS HAVE LUNCH WITHOUT IT BEING GAY]

[wattlimit]

I guess a couple of guys sitting down in a heavily themed diner might seem a little....

[g a y]

[gothard]

[For a brief second, it looks like Kirishima might be upset.

But then...he just sighs.]

Just don't make a big deal of it, it's fine.

[wattlimit]

......you can have the shake. I'll drink my water.

[He wants that beautiful, beautiful shake but he also wouldn't want to embarrass the waitress by asking for another so.. like....]

[gothard]

[...]

Are you serious?

[wattlimit]

It's just a shake, dude.

[But why... why does he look so heartbroken, underneath that smile...]

[gothard]

[Kirishima looks from the shake to Kaminari, a little perplexed.]

Yeah, and...since it's just a shake, can't we just...share it anyway? Unless you're freaked by germs or something.

[wattlimit]

Nah, I don't really care about germs.

[Denki lets out a sigh, crossing his arms over his chest.]

But to be honest, it's always been one of my dreams to share a milkshake with a cute girl at a cafe...

[gothard]

[...he raises a brow.]

So what you're sayin'....is you don't want your first time sharing a milkshake to be with me instead of a girl.

[wattlimit]

.....are you offended?

[gothard]

No, but...!

[He huffs, pushing the shake across the table towards Denki.]

Just take it, man. I wasn't really all that thirsty for a shake anyway, you were the one who mentioned it first.

[wattlimit]

I already said you could have it though!

[HE'D FEEL BAD IF HE TOOK IT NOW.. though he's looking at the straw.. longingly... it has his name on it....

But... bro... but shake... but....]

Auugh, we can just share it! There's plenty of other dreams I still have to achieve anyway! Plus this isn't even a cafe!