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[gothard]

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[gothard]

[Kirishima orders the same as he'd mentioned earlier, deciding to also get some of the same fries since damn it Kaminari mentioning them made him want some, get out of his brain please.

When the waitress leaves- or by the time he thinks she has- he smirks at Kaminari with his arms folded on the edge of the table.]

Extra onions, seriously? And you call this a good place to take someone on a date?

[wattlimit]

[That comment immediately has Denki feel a little flustered, and he raises his hands in front of himself, motioning with them frantically while he talks.]

I-I like onions! There's nothing wrong with that!

[Though he knows why he's being teased for it... ain't good to kiss someone with onion breath. Why did he have to point that out though he's embarrassed!!!]

You're the one ordering, like, a freaking crap-ton of meat! Don't you think that might scare someone off???

[gothard]

Two burger patties is not a crap-ton, bro. If you think that's a lot, never go with me anywhere that's got yakiniku. I can put that stuff away.

[Boy likes his meat, just as much as Kaminari likes onions, apparently.]

[wattlimit]

Somehow, I feel sorry for your parents...

[Imagine them taking their meat-hungry son out to eat yakiniku and walking out with a Fat bill...]

[gothard]

Oi, wassat supposed to mean?

[It means you eat a lot.]

[wattlimit]

I'm just saying..

[Luckily before Denki has to elaborate on that and call his friend fat, the waitress comes back with two glasses of ice water. A perfect distraction.]

Oh! Thank you!

[He gives her a friendly smile and takes a sip, immediately, so he doesn't have to continue on and after setting his cup down, he smoooothly changes the subject.]

What do you think of the poodle skirts, Kirishima? Pretty cute, right?

[gothard]

[Kirishima leaves his water for now, wanting to save his thirst for the Strawberry.]

They're pretty cute, yeah. Girls don't really wear 'em anymore though, do they?

[wattlimit]

Nah, not unless it's for a special event or something.

[He says that with a disappointed look. Why must cute fashion be used for special stuff only...]

They should though! Imagine if the girls in our class wore them...

[Jiro in a black poodle skirt................................]

[gothard]

[Kirishima rests his cheek against his palm, looking up as he thinks about that.]

Maybe for next year's cultural festival? We could always suggest somethin' like that...

[It's the only way they ever would, they won't fall for another cheerleading incident.]

[wattlimit]

We could do an American theme!

[Denki perks right up at the mention of that. Right up.]

And then all the guys could wear those cool leather jackets that they wear in the movies! What was that one called again? "Geese Lightning?"

[no one said he was good at speaking english]

[gothard]

"Peace", dude, not "Geese".

[That's. Even worse.]

[wattlimit]

Wait, wait... it might've been "Cheese" now that I think about it.

[is he joking this time or serious we just dont know]

[gothard]

Don't mess with me bro, that ain't it.

[But he doesn't...seem to be able to remember it otherwise, so he just waves a hand to dismiss it.]

Well, either way, we'll have to remember that for next year. I guess it'd be like a whole diner theme? We could cook and stuff too...that'd be pretty neat.

[wattlimit]

Yeah!

[Denki's quick to smile again, excited at just the thought of it.]

I know we said to try and stay away from food events this year, but who doesn't like a good diner? Though now that I think about it, I think there would be a few of us who'd probably refuse to participate...

[bakugo]

[gothard]

Naah, he ain't gonna be a problem. If we end up goin' for that idea, just let me talk to him. I can get him on board.

[Can you tho]

[wattlimit]

....think you can get him to slick his hair back?

[gothard]

Bro, you want me to die? Like, seriously?

[wattlimit]

[That gets a worried looking smile from Denki, and he shrugs it off.]

I was just kidding! He'd probably be in the kitchen, with those sweet knife skills he's got.

[gothard]

[Kirishima opens his mouth to say something to that, but before he can the waitress returns with their order. Two burgers with curly fries, and...

...one strawberry milkshake.

Kirishima cheerily thanks her before she walks off, hungry enough that he's not paying attention to the fact they've only got the one drink. He says a quick thank you for the meal before he digs in.]

[wattlimit]

[Where Kirishima doesn't notice, Denki almost immediately does. But before he can actually mention it the waitress shoots him a wink which renders him silent and walks off to take another order, so he's left there with his friend chowin' down in front of him completely oblivious to the situation in front of them.

There's only one milkshake... it has two straws in it... the waitress winked but girls don't do that to Denki usually so it probably wasn't flirting which means......................................]



.....no way.

[As the realization dawns on him, a look of utter horror slowly makes its way onto Denki's face.]

N-no way! Seriously?! No.. seriously?!?

[gothard]

[Kaminari's sudden exclamation, a loud one at that, causes Kirishima to slowly look up with half of a fry still hanging from his mouth which he promptly eats before speaking.]

Uuhh...you alright, Kaminari?

[wattlimit]

[He's shivering. This boy has had the Fear of God put in him and he leans over the table to whisper to Kirishima, his hand blocking off his mouth from the side as he does.]

That waitress thinks we're on a date! Look!

[He points with his other hand to the milkshake, with one red striped straw and one yellow striped straw sitting inside of it.]

[gothard]

[Kirishima blinks, staring at the shake for a long moment...before dropping the next fry he'd picked up from between his fingers.]

......we don't really look like a couple, do we??

[THEY'RE JUST TWO BROS HAVIN LUNCH TOGETHER

CANT BROS HAVE LUNCH WITHOUT IT BEING GAY]

[wattlimit]

I guess a couple of guys sitting down in a heavily themed diner might seem a little....

[g a y]

[gothard]

[For a brief second, it looks like Kirishima might be upset.

But then...he just sighs.]

Just don't make a big deal of it, it's fine.